To the Great Juoros:

Why you should pick me for your flamingo exhibition:

• I called you all great!
• I have had pink flamingos in my yard for over twenty years. We named them “Fla” & “Ming” - the “Go” family!
• I do very unusual art quilts with titles like: Bad Hair Day, Twisted Thoughts, Sailors Take Warning, Bathing with the Flamingos, and Purple Haze.
• My hair is white and I refuse to dye it and I look fabulous at the age of 49!
• I really like California and I think the California wines are better than the French wines.

I think pink flamingos are high art.